I really do understand the reasons people don’t want to go out, but it’s hard not to be quite demoralised by the way the last couple of years have affected the audience I spent 15 years working myself to exhaustion to build. It feels embarrassing to say that but I can’t be alone.

Need your help pals:

Some folk didn’t get the message that my thrice-rescheduled Sheffield gig is tonight. It’s sold out but we’re not sure everyone heard about the latest date. So if you have tickets to see me at the @Leadmill, whatever date they say, it’s TONIGHT. Please RT

Being famous doesn’t appeal to me at all except I’d bloody love to do Strictly. I am a very enthusiastic dancer